We will automatically include heat packs and insulation as applicable as temperatures drop throughout the country. You'll see a $5-15 handling fee added per order to accommodate. Please message us with any questions. We've got your back this winter. Reach out within 48 hours of receipt with photos of any cold damage or other issues for refund and replacement options.
Winter Shipping
Punny Plant Stakes / Funny Plant Markers
$5.00
$3.50
Excluding Sales Tax
Add a little sass to your favorite plant!*Plant signs are laser engraved and then cut from the best quality cherry plywood material*Each measure approx 1/2" wide and 6" long depending on the quote* Front of signs are coated in polycrylic.* Each sign is made from a select piece of wood and can vary in color and may have knots or imperfections that make it unique. Available options: pray for me, please don't die, thirsty bitch, little prick, probably fake, not dead yet, I am literally dying, I'm rooting for you, high maintenance, I need a drink, you grow girl
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