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Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts
$14.95
Excluding Sales Tax
So you forgot to water your pothos again. Good thing it's not going to judge you, right? Wrong. This little book is fully of the sassy inner monologues of all your favorite houseplants. Get to know your monstera's astrological sign and the best water for a Purple Shamrock (it's Aquafina with a splash of Bushmills, apparently.) A great gift for every plant parent, even the neglectful ones. Available in hardback.
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